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Judge doesn't sugarcoat addicts' battle to survive
… accepted them into the county's drug court program. “It's pretty hard to live with an addiction like all of you have had, and you're not dead, because that's where addictions go, long-term incarceration or death. Nikki Golden holds her daughter as …
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Extended Care Treatment Center Shadow Mountain Recovery Turns 6
Shadow Mountain Recovery, a non-profit drug rehab center for young males struggling with substance abuse issues, celebrates six years of achieving its goal: helping clients sustain a clean and sober life in recovery from addiction. Forward · Print …
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All Eyes On Ohr Pharma Wet AMD Study
"We have had quite a bit of interest in partnering our OHR/AVR 118 drug candidate for cancer cachexia, and we will look to license out the program after Phase 2, because the company's core focus is now ophthalmology and bringing second-generation …
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Question by Willy: (Here’s an old 1 updated) HOW TO SING THE BLUES?
Willys cynical thought for the day;
People always say, ‘the Blues are simple.’ Well, that’s true ‘the Blues are simple’ if you ignore the freaking complexities!’
HOW TO SING THE BLUES
1. Most blues begin “woke up this morning.”
2. “I got a good woman” is a bad way to begin the blues, unless you stick something nasty in the next line. Like;
“I got a good woman with the meanest dog in town.”
3. Blues are simple. After you have the first line right, repeat it. Then find something that rhymes. Sort of.
“Got a good woman with the meanest dog in town. He got teeth like Margaret Thatcher and he weighs about 500 pounds.”
4. The blues are not about limitless choice. Blues cars are Chevies and Cadillacs. Other acceptable blues transportation is a Greyhound bus or a southbound train. Walkin’ plays a major part in the blues lifestyle. So does fixin’ to die.
6. Teenagers cant sing the blues. Adults sing the blues. Blues adulthood means old enough to get the electric chair if you shoot a man in Memphis.
7. You can have the blues in New York City, but not in Brooklyn or Queens. Hard times in Vermont or North Dakota are just a depression. Chicago, St. Louis and Kansas City are still the best places to have the blues.
8. The following colors do not belong in the blues:
a. violet
b. beige
c. mauve
d. magenta
9. You cant have the blues in an office or a shopping mall, the lighting is wrong.
10. Good places for the Blues:
a. the highway
b. the jailhouse
c. the empty bed
d. the corner of Elm St. & Vine
Bad places:
a. Ashrams
b. Gallery openings
c. weekend in the Hamptons
d. on a trip to disney world
11. No one will believe it’s the blues if you wear a suit, unless you happen to be an old black man. Especially if you spent the night in the suit and it shows the fruppiness!
12. Do you have the right to sing the blues?
Yes, if:
a. your first name is a southern state, like Georgia
b. you’re blind
c. you shot a man in Memphis.
d. you cant be satisfied.
No, if:
a. you were once blind but now can see.
b. you’re deaf
c. you have a trust fund.
d. you’re a teen-ager it don’t matter how many men you kill in Memphis
13. Neither Julio Iglesias nor Barbara Streisand can sing the blues.
14. If you ask for water and your baby gives you gasoline, it’s the blues. Other blues beverages are:
a. cheap wine not Chateau whatever
b. Irish whiskey or Jack
c. Muddy water
d. water down-stream from a toxic waste dump
Blues beverages are NOT:
a. Any mixed drink
b. Any wine kosher for Passover
c. Yoo Hoo (all flavors)
d. bottles water (Blues people drink from the freaking hose!)
15. If it occurs in a cheap motel or a shotgun shack, it’s a blues death. Stabbed in the back by a jealous lover is a blues way to die. So is the electric chair, substance abuse or being denied treatment in an emergency room. It is not a blues death, if you die during a liposuction treatment.
16. Some Blues names for Women
a. Sadie
b. Big Mama
c. Bessie
d. Little Girl
17. Some Blues Names for Men
a. Joe
b. Willy
c. Little Willie
d. Lightning
Persons with names like Sierra or Sequoia will not be permitted to sing the blues no matter how many men they shoot in Memphis.
17B. Other Blues Names (Starter Kit)
a. Name of Physical infirmity (Blind, Cripple, Asthmatic)
b. First name (see above) or name of fruit (Lemon, Lime, Kiwi)
c. Last Name of President (Jefferson, Johnson, Fillmore, etc.)
Okay let me try this; “One-armed tattooed Willy Cantelope Clinton…” Now let me know how that ‘rolls off the tongue?’
http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/
From; Willys Jokes archies!
Best answer:
Answer by andrew
u need to snap yur fingers
Know better? Leave your own answer in the comments!
Lake Terrace to host addiction prevention conference
Each year, the alcohol and drug residential treatment centers in Mississippi certified by DMH's Bureau of Alcohol and Drug Services, provide residential treatment to more than 6,000 Mississippians suffering from substance abuse and dependence problems.
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Addiction's shrinking gender gap
But as economic powerhouses like India and Brazil expand their middle class, they are also likely to assume other traits of developed nations: Rates of drug and alcohol use will rise across the board—but most of all for women. … Susan E. Foster …
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How will Drug Treatment in New Jersey be affected if across the board Budget …
The Brown University Center for Alcohol and Addiction Studies reports that for our country: Substance abuse and addiction account for 140 billion of our soon-to-be one trillion dollar health care bill. More that one half of the deaths in the United …
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Steubenville rape trial will center on issue of consent
It won't be the job of the visiting judge hearing the case against the two 16-year-old students to consider whether their status as Big Red football players got them preferential treatment, whether more people should be charged or why high school kids …
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Picking Addiction Help
One slip need not result in a return to abuse, and a good program will help addicts who have completed treatment cope effectively with future challenges to their recovery. How Families Can Help. “Addiction is a family illness,” Mr. Moyers wrote …
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Intensive outpatient treatment for substance abuse and addiction
Since it is provided on an outpatient basis, an individual can still work and get the help they need. An IOP provides the structure many people need in the first stage of recovery from alcohol and/or drug addiction. It may also serve as continuing-care …
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